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Unfortunately Steve

Heh. Meme-fun from Wolf

Passed along from a GoogleFriend, it’s surprisingly wacky to Google your first name, prepending “unfortunately”

Here’s “Unfortunately Steve”:

  • Unfortunately, Steve will be incarcerated the entire time – you better believe I will be
  • Unfortunately, Steve doesn’t provide examples of Apple’s crappy products – there are crappy Apple products?
  • Unfortunately, Steve, the barley straw trick requires bright sunlight to break the humics from the straw down into algicidal by-products – dammit, why doesn’t anyone tell me these things beforehand?
  • Unfortunately, Steve could not come due to a “last minute budget freeze” – the wife has my credit cards
  • Unfortunately Steve didn’t make it into professional football – I was just too good for them
  • Unfortunately Steve died a second time after foiling the plot in question – but the memorial service was really nice

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My name is Steve Ivy and I write about technology, the open web, social software, and general nerdity on monkinetic.com. You should follow me on Twitter or subscribe to this blog if you like what you're reading. I spend my days hacking Movable Type, python, Django, and various other efforts at Wallrazer. This is my personal site.