As seen on #swhack:

[4:33]  * Morbus runs away.
[4:33]  * Morbus throws handfuls of ferrets in 
redmonk's general direction.
[4:34]  * redmonk targets railgun on Morbus
[4:34]  * redmonk ducks ferrets
[4:34]  * redmonk pulls trigger
[4:34]  * Morbus starts pounding on the jump button 
like a lamer.
[4:34]  <redmonk> *whang*!!
[4:34]  * Morbus respawns.
[4:34]  <redmonk> *splutch*
[4:34]  * Morbus respawns again.
[4:34]  <redmonk> now this is the way to play quake
[4:34]  <Morbus> heh.
[4:35]  <Morbus> ircuake.