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How to Recruit Zombies

Courtesy of some guy named Mike:

"While walking through Davis Square today, I tried to recruit members for my army of zombies.

In order to identify myself to potential zombies, I walked with stiff legs and arms thrust out in front of me. I repeated the only zombie word I know — 'nnnnnhhhh' — and ambled around the brick plaza in the center of the square. The message was clear: "Zombies, unite around me and we shall crush the living! Their tender brains shall be our sustenance! Nnnnnhhh!"

While I found no willing recruits, I did discover one striking thing: pigeons are scared shitless of zombies."

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My name is Steve Ivy and I write about technology, the open web, social software, and general nerdity on monkinetic.com. You should follow me on Twitter or subscribe to this blog if you like what you're reading. I spend my days hacking Movable Type, python, Django, and various other efforts at Wallrazer. This is my personal site.